Greetings and salutations, readers!

After ruminating over Guildenstern's comprehensive argument of the merits of atheism in these enlightened times for the better part of the week, it seemed that he had the argument market sewn up. In fact, it would have appeared that the Human race had no need for argumentation at all when you consider that Guildenstern could argue for us all - like some wirey Professor of Master Debating. That is, until I followed my own; so please, sit back and postulate over my take on the proceedings.

Mr. Cadbury on : Proving Guildenstern Wrong, Yet Again

Premise 1 : Mr. Cadbury rises late on Monday to do this editorial, when he meant to have risen early to do this task same thing.

Premise 2 : Our intrepid hero finds himself astounding pressed for time to get himself to Glasgow in the hope of purchasing his girlfriend a few presents for her birthday.

Premise 3 : To put the squeeze on our main character of this argument, study for a test must also be undertaken; putting the thought that this is meant to be a day of leisure right out into touch.

Premise 4 : But then, in a flash of light and an orchestral hit, he remembers that Crossroads is being taken off the air due to Thomas' inability to watch said programme.

CONCLUSION : There IS a God after all.