Dear readers,

Following the outstanding success of last week's guest editorial, I've decided to ask another one of my redoubtable correspondents to provide this week's piece of uninformative tittle-tattle. Enjoy!

"Why No M.A. Wants Me", by Romance Loser

I'm totally very DISAPPOINTED, UPSET and even HEARTBROKEN by Guildenstern's idiotic decision not to let me write for MA. There are many women out there over 30 that are suffering from their very lonely feelings because life always sucks and is not fair to everyone. Some women really want to write for MA, but they are going to face the reality of life that there is NO guarantee about their dreams to come true. It's not FAIR to ME! As a main reason, under my very special circumstances with my rare little deformed face, I'm having harder times than many normal women, deaf and hearing. MA are so easy to DUMP me on basis of my deformity which affects them the most fear of me! I LOVE to call MA A**H***S, no matter whether they are nice or bad persons. Do you know why?

* MA LOVE to be macho and egoistic!
* MA LOVE to act very pervert to women for stupidity.
* MA LOVE to see women suffer or lose for stupid reasons.
* MA rather prefer independent or beautiful women that is NOT fair to me.
* MA are BABIES that they need women for their "mother-type" help.
* MA LOVE to give women SH*TS!
* Of course, MA LOVE to break women's hearts!

I DON'T CARE about MA's feelings because they DO NOT understand my feelings or needs! It's very considerable to be FAIR!

Importantly, if MA in the future hurts me over and over, I can take my revenge on them that would be FAIR! One day, I will plan to take my revenge on Guildenstern (not real name) from a University in Glasgow because he stole my writing and contribution dreams in the first place. Guildenstern is always a bitchy winner for co-founder category. I LOVE to pick on him, and call him "kid-mind" and "idiotic-mind" since I've suffered with my severely worst grief of NOT being a writer for MA at over 30. I don't think I will ever forgive Guildenstern for devastating my MA dreams. NEVER!...until my revenge comes up at the right time. For example, if Guildenstern loses his password, I'll rather LAUGH at him and don't need to give him my damn sympathy. I rather want to take my revenge on him one day, period! Heh, heh, heh!

It's not FAIR to ME! NOTHING is WORTH! I don't trust in MA anymore! They always believe in these bullsh*t rumors about me, so they are very clever to avoid me. How idiotic MA are! They LOVED to break my heart all the times for NO reasons! Reality of life SUCKS! Plus, MA really SUCKS and STINKS! YUCK! And that's the BOTTOM LINE!